The Lives of Dennis and Jon A Pictorial of Unrelated Events
		Before dieting, Dennis was too fat to get a seat on the airplane to attend the BCBL draft the past few years....
An embarrassment to his family because of a poor BCBL record, Jon undergoes another bout of daily come-uppance under the heals of two of his sons....
		Dennis chastised his wife by putting her in the icebox when she criticized him for trading away Larry Sutton....
Jon gets a bit agitated when offered a "good deal" by Bob Madiar......
		When attending Blacksburg Bucs games, Dennis wears his special "catch-a-baseball-in-a-cup" hat designed by Dr. Bob....
Attendance at Chicago Orphans games increased since Jon initiated the "chase a duck with a big shoe" game. They certainly don't come for the baseball!....
		Dennis and that man from the small state of Rhode Island, Joe Sweet, enjoy a hot dog before a recent Buccaneers-Blue Zephyrs game.......
Orphans fans have put Jon through some incredible hardships over the years......
		Dennis credits his fine drafts over the years to a knowledgeable staff he has assembled.......
A doctor measures Jon's mental capacity as the owner of the team that has never won...
		Dennis has always enjoyed ordering food from the luxury skybox at Blacksburg stadium.....
Twenty-one years ago, Jon's wife swore she would do no personal grooming until the Orphans won the pennant...
Before the draft each year, Dennis and Jon enjoy washing up with other members of that BCBL, including Elly, Bob Beardsley, and Jed. Hey, there's Jeff washing the back of Bob Madiar. Make sure you scrub that trunk, Jeff!...... The End